I wrote this story for Premature Articulation, a Portsmouth Bookfest spoken word event in February 2018. Photo courtesy of longwallpapers.com
A man in an astronaut suit sat quietly in the corner of my yard with rain pouring down his face, his helmet on the wet ground beside him like a skid-marked egg.
It was November.
“The stress of re-entry can be hard on these older model suits,” he said, taking off first one puffy glove, and then the other.
I could barely think. I remember seeing myself reflected in the visor of his scuffed egg helmet, my silhouette stretched out of all proportion.
“I’m sorry for the inconvenience this may have caused you.” He said.
I asked him how on earth he had come to be there, and he replied,
“I’m waiting for a signal. They’re usually quite efficient about recovery on these miscalculated drops but I’ll be honest, it could take days.” He sounded like an electrician giving an estimate.
“It’s alright,” I said, shaking.
He had a long nose which the rain trickled down; his lips forming a vulnerable bow. He was like a man waiting for a train; easy to trust because he made no sudden movements. Suddenly I found I was offering him a sandwich.
He stayed for nine days, and he refused to be entreated indoors, casually remarking that his suit handled all ‘biological imperatives’. I brought him sandwiches and cups of Ovaltine, which he seemed to enjoy particularly. We began to talk a lot. He would not be drawn on any details of his life and so instead we covered the minutiae of mine, and of grander things, like whether God existed, or the relative nature of the concept of time. He was happy with physics, and metaphysics, but when I tried to turn the conversation back his way, he would only sigh, and say, “I wish I could tell you, I truly do.”
At night, I found it increasingly hard to sleep. My bed was next to the wall which was the boundary between the house and the yard. I swore that as I lay with my head near to the wall, I could feel him breathing through the brick, feel his breath falling softly on my cheek. A steady rhythm, a heartbeat.
It amazes me how quickly I told him everything of importance.
The question, “Do you live alone?” solicited effortless from me, utter honesty.
“I have a partner. We’ve been together a long time. He wants to move in, I keep him at arm’s length. I just can’t see myself, in him. I can’t see him within me.”
He nodded, as if the data were interesting, but not useful. He was not collecting anything. I trusted him.
When my partner came around, the astronaut stayed in my backyard, hidden under a stretch of black tarpaulin some builders had left behind long ago.
I apologised for the arrangement but he simply replied:
“I’ll be fine here. It won’t affect my monitoring of the transmissions.”
I threw the tarpaulin over him and just before they were lost under the sheet, my eyes met his. It was something like an electric shock.
My partner didn’t notice a thing, except he had a habit of throwing his boots at the back door when he pulled them off – something I had previously tolerated. I squirmed.
“Not the backdoor,” I thought.
“and what?” he said.
That night, he and I became intimate, but when it reached the bedroom I faltered. I was too close to the wall. He realised what time it was and fell asleep. I stayed half undressed and pressed my damp eyes to the wallpaper.
The next day I found the astronaut, monitoring.
“Hello,” he said as if nothing had happened.
“Will you talk to me a while?” I asked him.
When I finally went back to my laptop, my hands shook. When bedtime came, I found myself bringing him the Ovaltine, and as he took it from me he said,
“Are you really happy here, with things the way that they are?”
I bit my lip, and it bled a little. His eyes wandered to the place.
After that he came inside.
His skin felt like static; it was so soft and clean. Our movements were soundless, in sync. I grasped hold of him so tightly, to make sure he was real. He tasted like malted milk, and I felt the rhythm of his breath on my cheek as surely as I had felt it through the wall.
As the sun came up I said,
” I don’t know what to call you.”
“November is fine.” He replied.
Later, we drank Ovaltine, and I went out to clear my head. My skin tingled with static.
My partner rang, and after I hung up the phone, I wondered at how such a mundane conversation was now so impossibly laden with horror. All the way home it haunted me.
At home, the man, November, was back in his corner, reading one of my books.
“Marquez,” he said, his mouth turned down in a kind of appreciative expression. He pointed to the reviews on the back cover, “one of the greats.” he said.
“I love that book.” I replied.
“Do you mind me – ”
“Keep it,” I said. “Keep it forever.”
I strode back into the house. I suddenly wished away my words, and that I had said he might only borrow the book. As I was making the Ovaltine I felt a surge climb up my back, I felt my skin itch, like a subtle charge.
I rushed out to the yard with an ache of regret,
but it was empty,
and he was gone.